Just omegle..... just.... omegle...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are you my Nii-San....?
You: oh
Stranger: Itachi..?
You: I'm orochimaru
Stranger: NONONONO! *Hides* YOU WILL NOT HAVE MY BODY!
You: I don't want your body
You: BUT SASUKE UCHIHA, WE SHALL NOW GO TOGETHER AND KILL THAT ITACHI BITCH
Stranger: REALLY? YOU'LL DO THAT WITH ME??!! :'DDD
You: OF COURSE MY SASUKE-KUN
Stranger: Well let's go kill him once and for all. >:D
Stranger: BTW.
You: YES?
Stranger: BEFORE WE GO, CAN YOU PLEASE NOT PUT SNAKES IN THE SHOWER WHEN I'M IN THERE?
You: pfffft... but Sasuke-kun, it was so fun :(
Stranger: But they were touching me.... *Shivers*
You: and transforming into snake is only way to peek you when you are in shower
You: oh my god.. Now i revealed myself
You: wtf brain, why I told you that I was that snake
Stranger: YOU MEAN???????????? AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE TOUCHING ME?!
Stranger: I'M TELLING KABUTO!
You: Kabuto is okay with it
You: because he kinda was that another snake and we kind of did it together.... you know. BUT YOU ENJOYED IT DIDN'T YOU?
Stranger: So you guys were doing it while touching me...? ._.
Stranger: AND NO I DID NOT
You: c'moon, everybody likes mine and kabuto's snake comb... at least itachi did
Stranger: I'm gonna throw up....
Stranger: WAIT
You: oops...
Stranger: WHAT????????
You: NOTHING! I DIDN'T SAY I DID THAT SAME THING TO ITACHI
Stranger: e_e.... *Throws up*
You: are we going or not?
Stranger: OH YEAH! YES LET'S GO!
You: but there's one favor I'd like to ask you, Sasuke- kun
Stranger: *Gulps* What is it..?
You: My legs are tired, can you carry me piggyback? *puppyeyes*
Stranger: YOU'RE TOO HEAVY!!!!
You: IM NOT HEAVY
Stranger: YES YOU ARE
You: if you aren't strong enough to carry me
Stranger: WAIT!
You: then you aren't strong enough to beat up itachi's ass
Stranger: I'M STRONG!
You: PROVE IT THEN AND CARRY ME
Stranger: ...........................................fine
You: I knew I could trust in you, sasuke kun <3
Stranger: *Puts you on my back and stumbles a little* v_v
You: oh yeaah! this sure is fun
Stranger: *Run to the Akatsuki Hideout* >_>
You: you are good horse
Stranger: That's.... Disturbing.
You: *taps your head* good boy
Stranger: *Throws you off my back*
You: *lands on my feet*
You: okay, let's go then, I WANT TO CATCH THEM ALL
Stranger: But if any others get in my way I'll kill 'em
You: that's my boy
Stranger: Wait catch? e_e
You: yeah
Stranger: DUDE. FOR THE LAST TIME... THEY ARE NOT POKEMON
You: DON'T DUDE-ME, I AM OROCHIMARU DAMN IT
You: OKAY IF I'LL CATCH JUST ONE, IS IT OKAY
Stranger: BUT THEY AREN'T POKEMON. YOU CAN'T CATCH THEM
You: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
Stranger: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
You: she who?
Stranger: You're mother. e_e
You: I'M A MOTHER?
You: ARE YOU PREGNANT?
Stranger: *YOUR MOTHER
You: oh.. big disappointment..
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: WAIT.
Stranger: DISAPPOINTMENT??! WHAT YA MEAN BY THAT ?
You: I JUST WANT TO HAVE CHILD! I WOULD LIKE TO BE MOTHER:(
***
And this conversation continued until it ended up with sasuke killing orochimaru because he didn't want to lick orochimaru's clothes clean... and naruto ran away with kabuto and lived happily ever after... I just don't know what to say

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guys i find attractive

famous
taken
gays
psychologically disturbed
twice my age
not real
koreans

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Farewell.

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#handsome golden retrievers

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31.days of hunger games

Day 1: Your favorite character:
Day 2: Your least favorite character:
Day 3: A character you hate that everyone loves:
Day 4: A character you love that everyone hates:

Well, I don’t think EVERYBODY hates Clove and Cato, but many people do, so.

Day 5: Your favorite fight/battle scene:
Day 6: A scene that made you laugh:
Day 7: A scene that made you cry:
Day 8: The character you are most like:
Day 9: Your favorite quote:
Day 10: Peeta or Gale:
Day 11: Something you hate about the series:
Day 12: A character you wish hadn’t died:
Day 13: A character you wish had died:
Day 14: Your favorite tribute (aside from Peeta/Katniss):
Day 15: Your least favorite tribute (aside from Peeta/Katniss):
Day 16: A question you wish had been answered in the book:
Day 17: The worst death:
Day 18: A song that reminds you of the series:
Day 19: Your favorite pairing:
Day 20: Your least favorite pairing:
Day 21: A pairing you don’t get:
Day 22: Your favorite book of the three:
Day 23: Your favorite secondary character:
Day 24: Your least favorite secondary character:
Day 25: Your dream cast:
Day 26: Your favorite scene in The Hunger Games:
Day 27: Your favorite scene in Catching Fire:
Day 28: Your favorite scene in Mockingjay:
Day 29: Your favorite thing about the entire series:
Day 30: A book/series that you would rec to fellow fans
BONUS: Day 31: Whatever you want:

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posted 1 month ago

So this happened today while I was watching the movie today.

gamemakers: *put the mutts on the arena*
peeta and katniss: *walking in the dark*
random person at the cinema: *sneezes really loudly*
peeta: did you hear that?

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Just omegle..... just.... omegle...

guys i find attractive

31.days of hunger games

So this happened today while I was watching the movie today.

If it's worth it to carry on